Tomato Bird

TOMATO BIRD

a.k.a. Miscreant


The original work. Single-panel observations from someone who's seen too much.

MISCREANT'S ART


Generative, on-chain, animated, and gone-feral. The full body of work.

Pretentious Art That Means Nothing
On-Chain / NFT
Pretentious Art That Means Nothing

100 generative pieces with overwrought titles and zero meaning. On Ethereum. The titles do most of the work.

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On-Chain / NFT
Squiggle Dicks

699 fully on-chain generative phallic art NFTs on Ethereum. Dual renderers (SVG + animated Canvas) stored via SSTORE2, permanently locked. Ten types, seven traits, one Golden. No IPFS. No servers. Just dicks.

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Ghost Archive
AI / Retro / 2022-2023
Ghost Archive

Photographs of people who never existed. Early Stable Diffusion work from my Automatic1111 days — the weird, beautiful noise that got me started on all of this.

Generative / Animation
Deforum Reel

Moving images that shouldn't exist. AI animation built with Deforum, AnimateDiff, ComfyUI, and a custom-tuned model called CommandA. Every frame rendered by a diffusion model that's trying its best.

Do Not Masturbate
Conceptual / Essay
Do Not Masturbate

A statement before the art. A small contract between artist and viewer. Live at donotmasturbate.xyz — read before you click into anything else.

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AI / Generative / Daily
Diff Art

The field notebook. Watercolour blooms, Clawbot tests, AnimateDiff exercises — the daily diffusion experiments I keep coming back to.

GAMES


Ether Dash gameplay
Ether Dash

Cyberpunk endless runner. Three lanes, power-ups, combos, and a leaderboard. Dodge the obstacles. Chase the high score. Built from scratch in vanilla JS on a single HTML file.

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Death Paint gameplay
Death Paint

Pixel art action game with painting mechanics. Boss fights, power-ups, and sprite sheet madness. 567KB of chaos in a single HTML file.

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