TOMATO BIRD
a.k.a. Miscreant
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a.k.a. Miscreant
Generative, on-chain, animated, and gone-feral. The full body of work.
100 AI art pieces with overwrought titles and zero meaning. The titles do most of the work.
LIVE699 fully on-chain generative phallic art NFTs on Ethereum. Dual renderers (SVG + animated Canvas) stored via SSTORE2, permanently locked. Ten types, seven traits, one Golden. No IPFS. No servers. Just dicks.
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Photographs of people who never existed. Early Stable Diffusion work from my Automatic1111 days — the weird, beautiful noise that got me started on all of this.
Moving images that shouldn't exist. AI animation built with Deforum, AnimateDiff, ComfyUI, and a custom-tuned model called CommandA. Every frame rendered by a diffusion model that's trying its best.
A statement before the art. A small contract between artist and viewer. Live at donotmasturbate.xyz — read before you click into anything else.
LIVEThe field notebook. Watercolour blooms, Clawbot tests, AnimateDiff exercises — the daily diffusion experiments I keep coming back to.
Cyberpunk endless runner. Three lanes, power-ups, combos, and a leaderboard. Dodge the obstacles. Chase the high score. Built from scratch in vanilla JS on a single HTML file.
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Pixel art action game with painting mechanics. Boss fights, power-ups, and sprite sheet madness. 567KB of chaos in a single HTML file.
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