"Fully on-chain generative phallic art. Stored on Ethereum. Verified. Permanent."
Squiggle Dicks is a fully on-chain generative NFT on Ethereum mainnet. Every token is a unique piece of phallic art generated and stored entirely on the blockchain — no IPFS, no servers, no external dependencies. The art lives as long as Ethereum does.
Each token ships with two renderers stored via SSTORE2: a static SVG renderer for the image field (infinitely scalable vector art, like Chromie Squiggles) and an animated canvas renderer for the animation_url (interactive, flowing gradients). Both are permanently locked on-chain — the contract owner cannot change them.
The RNG is a custom SHA-256 implementation replicated exactly in Solidity and JavaScript — traits read from the chain match the rendered art down to the pixel. Ten types (Normal, Hairy, Thicc, Neon, Alien, Inverted, Jizz, BBC, Micro, Golden), seven traits per token, and a single 1-in-699 Golden.
The first 20 Day One tokens were migrated from the V1 contract — same seeds, same owners, now rendered with V2's improved art. Public mint is open at 0.00069 ETH, 1-9 per transaction.
Types are determined by a sha256 roll on the token seed, reduced modulo 100. The threshold chain is split and non-contiguous — deliberately — to preserve the original Day One token types from V1.
All 20 Day One tokens, migrated from V1 and re-rendered with V2's art. These are real SVGs pulled from the deployed contract — the exact same art lives on-chain right now.